My Ninja Turtles Fan Fiction

These are all my Ninja Turtles fanfics that I have written, they are currently hosted on a web site called fanfiction.net. These are just the summaries so you need to click HERE to read them.

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And The Scarlet Pimpernel Meet Sarah And Ruth
  • Me and my snazzy friend, Ruth, are in the process of writing a little fanfic, Called 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And The Scarlet Pimpernel Meet Sarah And Ruth Fanfic'. I actually started writing at work when it was sooooo quiet, Ruth was feeling a bit down so I thought I'd write her a short fic to cheer her up. I thought I could write a whole story in 1 shift, but I only wrote Chapter 1. Ruth then continued my story and we now do it chapter by chapter, it is on-going and new chapters are still being written so keep coming back.
• Shredders Little Mistake
  • Short little fic I wrote during work when it was quiet (again). This one is complete and like the title suggests its about a little boo boo made by Shredder. Ive had quite a few good reviews about this one so enjoy.

These stories are about my bro, Blake, and are (very loosely) based on true events. Enjoy!

Blakes Bad Day

Once upon a time there was a boy called Blake. He worked in a place called Taxifast. He was very grumpy because the customers were always difficult and stupid. He wanted to leave but the boss wouldn't let him. One day he got really stressed and told all the customers to piss off!! It made him feel much better and he went home smiling, even though he got the sack. Which was a bonus cos he wanted to leave anyway. The moral of the story is : You might as well annoy the customers cos its more fun.

Blakes New Flat

Once upon a time there was a boy called Blake. He lived in a flat but he didn't like it because the lights didn't work and big spiders jumped out at him when he was on the loo. He decided to move into a house with his friend, so one day he got up and just fucked off. He left dishes in the sink, bills unpaid and a big smelly turd in the middle of the room. His friend helped him move, they put everything into his chest of draws and put it in the car. It was very heavy and as the chest was only made of flatpack woodchip it fell to pieces as they took it out the car. All his new neighbours were watching out the window and laughed as his pants went fluttering away in the breeze. He ran down the road after them and eventually caught them. It took him all day to move everything, but when he finished he went down the pub for a well earned pint. The end

Blakes Lost Washing

Once upon a time there was a boy called Blake. He didn't have a washing machine so he gave his dirty washing to his sister who did it and gave it all back nice and clean. One day Blake was at work so his sister said she would drop his washing at work for him to take home at the end of his shift. She put it in a bin bag and left it in the staff room. However at the end of his shift Blake forgot about the washing and went straight home to bed. In the morning the cleaner came into work and left all the rubbish out for the bin lorry, including the bin bag he found in the staff room! Back at home Blake was munching his toast, "I have a funny feeling I've forgotten something" He said to himself, the toast was dropped butter-side-down on the carpet as he remembered his washing. He raced down to work just in time to see the garbage truck pull out off work and head for the dump. "NO!" He shouted and raced after it. He got to the dump site and was told that the truck had already dumped its load, but he could look for his stuff if he wanted. He spent all day looking through smelly rubbish and standing in nasty goop and he finally stopped only when it got too dark to see. Blake walked home dirty and upset, his sister rang him to ask where he'd been all day. He started crying and he told her his clothes had been lost in the rubbish. "No they haven't," His sister said, "I saw the bag still there after you left so I took it back home with me." She tutted, "Silly boy."