Match Reports 2001/02

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KinoultonVilla.co.uk currently have a vacancy for a part-time football correspondant.

The successful candidate should have some knowledge of football but this is not essential as our beer bellied pitch side pundits can provide on the job training. A basic command of the English language would be useful although foreigners will be considered as no one reads the reports anyway so they might as well be in Chinese. This is an excellent opportunity which could lead to promotion into other areas of the club i.e. boot cleaner, water bottle filler etc..etc.. The successful candidate should be prepared to travel and have his/her own transport. Any fit birds that apply will get the job automatically even if they are completely illiterate.

Salary: £ Don't be ridiculous!

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