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| Series 1 1948, 29 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls, Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Clarence Wright, Alan Dean & the Keynotes Frank Cantell & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 23 Mar 1948 | A1 | Lullaby Of Broadway / The Trial of Madame Z | |
| 30 Mar 1948 | A2 | Easter Parade / White Congo | |
| 6 Apr 1948 | A3 | Ballin’ The Jack / It Always Rains on My Seventh Upturned Executioner | |
| 13 Apr 1948 | A4 | Side By Side / Matinee on the Bounty | |
| 20 Apr 1948 | A5 | Missouri Waltz / Low Geste | |
| 27 Apr 1948 | A6 | I Don’t Know Why / Stooge Coach | |
| 4 May 1948 | A7 | The Wimpoles of Barrett Street | |
| 11 May 1948 | A8 | Bye Bye Blackbird / The Three Musketeers | |
| 18 May 1948 | A9 | Let’s Do It / The Search for Four Feathers | |
| 25 May 1948 | A10 | Carolina In The Morning / The Big House | |
| 1 Jun 1948 | A11 | Miss Annabel Lee / The Ghoul and Boris Show | |
| 8 Jun 1948 | A12 | The Knick Knack Song / He Knocked the Odd Man Out | |
| 15 Jun 1948 | A13 | You’re In Kentucky Sure As You’re Born / Goodbye Mr Chips | |
| 22 Jun 1948 | A14 | Pardon Me, Pretty Baby / Milk Train to Cowes (spy story) | |
| 29 Jun 1948 | A15 | Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams / Buffalo Bentley Rides Again | |
| 6 Jul 1948 | A16 | I’ll Never Say Never Again / Trouble at the Mill | |
| 13 Jul 1948 | A17 | In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree / Crime Does Not Pay | |
| 20 Jul 1948 | A18 | Peggy O’Neil / Egg Bound | |
| 27 Jul 1948 | A19 | Nebraska / There’s No Business Like Snow Business | |
| 3 Aug 1948 | A20 | Red, Red Robin / What’s Cooking on the Range? | |
| 10 Aug 1948 | A21 | Tiptoe Through The Tulips / Late Night Final | Jimmy & Dick sing: Twenty-one Today |
| 17 Aug 1948 | A22 | If I Had A Talking Picture Of You / White Congo [rpt of A2] | |
| 24 Aug 1948 | A23 | Balling The Jack / My Sister and I | Jimmy: All right, all right, Bentley [about writing a song] |
| 31 Aug 1948 | A24 | By The Light Of The Silvery Moon / If You Knew Swansea | |
| 7 Sep 1948 | A25 | Let’s Do It / No Room at the White Horse Inn | |
| 14 Sep 1948 | A26 | I’m Sitting On Top Of The World / Boobs on Broadway | |
| 21 Sep 1948 | A27 | Put Your Arms Around Me Honey / Debenture Unlimited | |
| 28 Sep 1948 | A28 | I’d Love To Live In Loveland / TIFH With Father | |
| 5 Oct 1948 | A29 | Crazy Rhythm / The Best Years of Our TIFH | |
| Series 2 1948/49, 27 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls, Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Alan Dean & the Keynotes Frank Cantell & the Augmented Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 28 Dec 1948 | B1 | Ain’t She Sweet / Once Aboard the Lugger | |
| 4 Jan 1949 | B2 | The Lady From 29 Palms / On a Highland With You | |
| 11 Jan 1949 | B3 | The Object Of My Affection / Welcome Home Jim | Joy: Oh Dick, Dick, have you seen any sign of Jimmy? |
| 18 Jan 1949 | B4 | Every Little While / You’re the Crime in My Café | Jimmy: Bentley, Bentley, come here at once. The most astonishing thing has happened. |
| 25 Jan 1949 | B5 | Little Girl / Forever Edwards | Jimmy: Oh Joy, Joy, come here a moment. Have you noticed how busy Bentley has |
| 1 Feb 1949 | B6 | Takin’ Miss Mary To The Ball / The Scarlet Pimple [see also I20] | Jimmy: Oh Joy, what an extraordinary seven days it has been for me |
| 8 Feb 1949 | B7 | We Just Couldn’t Say Goodbye / How Red Was My River | |
| 15 Feb 1949 | B8 | Ukulele Lady / The Goony Pig | |
| 22 Feb 1949 | B9 | Manãna / Much Binding in Morocco | |
| 1 Mar 1949 | B10 | Walking My Baby Back Home / Boy Meets Earl | |
| 8 Mar 1949 | B11 | You, You’re Driving Me Crazy / Lumbago Comes to Tarzan | |
| 15 Mar 1949 | B12 | Three Little Words / Obnoxious | |
| 22 Mar 1949 | B13 | Crazy Rhythm / Live at Portsmouth or Desert Island Risks | Starts with whistle — show from Royal Naval Barracks Portsmouth Dick: Jimmy, Jimmy, I can’t find her. |
| 29 Mar 1949 | B14 | I’ve Told Every Little Star / A Song to Forget | |
| 5 Apr 1949 | B15 | Have You Ever Been Lonely? / The Healing TIFH | |
| 12 Apr 1949 | B16 | Easter Parade / Lousy, Come Home | |
| 19 Apr 1949 | B17 | In The Park In Paree / Forever Caramba | Dick: Joy, Joy, there’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about for some time |
| 26 Apr 1949 | B18 | The Keeper / The Way to the Tzars | Jimmy: Bentley, Bentley, come here. I have a wonderful idea. Have you ever heard of |
| 3 May 1949 | B19 | Down By The Station / Utility Crêpe [Horse racing film] | Jimmy: Joy, Joy, come here. I’ve had a sensational idea for improving the show |
| 10 May 1949 | B20 | Remember Me? / Robin Hood [see also I12] | Joy: Jimmy, Jimmy, come here. You know it's Dick’s birthday on Friday? |
| 17 May 1949 | B21 | Tip-Toe Through The Tulips / A Far Distant Shaw | |
| 24 May 1949 | B22 | My Heart Stood Still / Tip-toe Thro’ the Juleps | |
| 31 May 1949 | B23 | Japanese Sandman / Frankenstein Junior | |
| 7 Jun 1949 | B24 | What Can I Say Dear After I’ve Said I’m Sorry / Circus Playtime | |
| 14 Jun 1949 | B25 | Rhythm Of The Rain / Test Pilot | |
| 21 Jun 1949 | B26 | Rolling Round The World / Trilby | |
| 28 Jun 1949 | B27 | Just One Of Those Things / Egg-Bound [from A18] | |
| Series 3 1949/50, 34 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls, Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Alan Dean & the Keynotes Frank Cantell & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 11 Oct 1949 | C1 | Kiss Me Sweet / Strauss in Your Hair | Jimmy [distant] : All right sonny, all right sonny, you can bring my case into the studio |
| 18 Oct 1949 | C2 | Confidentially / Sixty Seconds Got Together [Boxing film] | Jimmy: Bentley, Bentley, are you ready? We’re late. |
| 25 Oct 1949 | C3 | Hopscotch Polka / Africa Squeaks | Jimmy: Joy, Joy, I’ve just had the most extraordinary note from Bentley |
| 1 Nov 1949 | C4 | That’s My Weakness Now / Mrs Vinegar Rides Again | Jimmy: Joy, Joy, come here you. I want you to come with me. Bentley is finally going |
| 8 Nov 1949 | C5 | Winter Wonderland / Did Your Mother Come from Oiland? | |
| 15 Nov 1949 | C6 | Dreamer’s Holiday / Hail, Smiling Maugham | |
| 22 Nov 1949 | C7 | Snowy White Snowy / I’m Just Wild About Haroun | |
| 29 Nov 1949 | C8 | The Girl In The Green Hat / Discoveries of 1492 | |
| 6 Dec 1949 | C9 | The Teddy Bears’ Picnic / The Browning Version | |
| 13 Dec 1949 | C10 | The Cab / When My Baby Swears at Me | |
| 20 Dec 1949 | C11 | Miss Annabel Lee / Stooge | |
| 27 Dec 1949 | C12 | Three Little Words / Low Jest | |
| 3 Jan 1950 | C13 | Crime on My Hands | |
| 10 Jan 1950 | C14 | Railway Song / Russian Boots | |
| 17 Jan 1950 | C15 | The Wedding Of The Painted Doll / Love in a Cold Climate | |
| 24 Jan 1950 | C16 | Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off / Bentley Takes the Count | |
| 31 Jan 1950 | C17 | Grandfather’s Clock / Chilblains’ Hour | Joy: Dick, Dick, come here. Have you seen my false eyelashes anywhere? |
| 7 Feb 1950 | C18 | Policemen’s Holiday / Nights at the Pin Table | Jimmy: Hello, hello? That you, Bentley? I’m ringing you up to tell you |
| 14 Feb 1950 | C19 | The Wearing of the Green | |
| 21 Feb 1950 | C20 | We’re A Couple Of Swells / Mind Over Mata | |
| 28 Feb 1950 | C21 | Six Times A Week And Twice On Sundays / My Friend Elizabeth | Oh Mr Bentley, Mr Bentley, your telephone call’s come through, Mr Bentley, sir. |
| 7 Mar 1950 | C22 | And All Because You Kissed Me Good Night / Ten Little Diggers | Jimmy: Hey Joy, Joy, come here. Did you read in the paper that Bentley |
| 14 Mar 1950 | C23 | Ain’t She Sweet / King’s Raspberry | |
| 21 Mar 1950 | C24 | Sweet Hortense / Song of India | |
| 28 Mar 1950 | C25 | Whistling Rufus / Six Crimes a Week and Vice on Sundays | |
| 4 Apr 1950 | C26 | I’ve Got Spurs That Jingle-Jangle-Jingle / Ideal Holmes Exposition | |
| 11 Apr 1950 | C27 | The Keeper / Quarter Latin | |
| 18 Apr 1950 | C28 | Chooin’ Gum / RLS More or Less [Jekyll & Hyde parody] | |
| 25 Apr 1950 | C29 | The Trek Song And Sarie Marie / FA Didn’t Care | |
| 2 May 1950 | C30 | Oh You Sweet One / If I Can Scalp Somebody As I Go Along | |
| 9 May 1950 | C31 | Frere Jacques / Government Filter | |
| 16 May 1950 | C32 | Tiddley Winkie Woo / The Hollywood Story | |
| 23 May 1950 | C33 | Wreckers’ Rendezvous | |
| 30 May 1950 | C34 | Let’s Do It / A Far Distant Shaw [From B21] | |
| Series 4 1950/ 51, 31 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls, Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Herbert Mostyn & the Keynotes Robert Busby & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 24 Oct 1950 | D1 | Strawberry Fair / Jimmy Joins the BBC Research College or Soil Erosion | Pre-credits - Wal: Platform changes, platform changes. The passengers arriving Post-credits - [Train whistle in background] Jimmy: Ah well, Joy, Bentley, we're on our way, eh? |
| 31 Oct 1950 | D2 | Kerry Dances / Juvenile Delinquency | Pre-credits - Announcer: Appointments vacant. The principal of the BBC Research Post-credits - Dick: Dear Jimmy, just a letter from your old pal Dick |
| 5 Nov 1950 | D3 | Tzena Tzena / The Gypsy Dream Girl (musical of Oedipus Rex) (2 part) | |
| 12 Nov 1950 | D4 | Alouette / The Ti Konki Expedition | |
| 19 Nov 1950 | D5 | Early One Morning / Housing | |
| 26 Nov 1950 | D6 | John Peel / Now It Can Be Sold | Jimmy: Joy, Joy, I’ve got to do something — it’s the talk of the college |
| 3 Dec 1950 | D7 | Flying Saucer / Drinking | |
| 10 Dec 1950 | D8 | Twelve Days Of Christmas / Roland Butter, Poet | |
| 17 Dec 1950 | D9 | Just The Way You Are / Tom Brown’s Schooldays | |
| 24 Dec 1950 | D10 | Dry Bones / A Fairy Tale | |
| 31 Dec 1950 | D11 | Gimme Crack Corn / Gambling | |
| 7 Jan 1951 | D12 | Petite Waltz / Pardon My Rigor Mortis | |
| 14 Jan 1951 | D13 | One, Two, Three A-Lairah / The First Half-Century | |
| 21 Jan 1951 | D14 | Pigale / The Ascent of Widow’s Peak | |
| 28 Jan 1951 | D15 | She Wore A Little Jacket Of Blue / Sam Wilfred, Big Business Industrialist | |
| 4 Feb 1951 | D16 | Can I Canoe You Up The River? / Life Story Of Dai Brown, Flautist | |
| 11 Feb 1951 | D17 | Courtin’ In The Kitchen / Hamlet, Prince of Denmark | |
| 18 Feb 1951 | D18 | Stumbling / The Sheikh [Desert Madness] | |
| 25 Feb 1951 | D19 | A Penny A Kiss / King Solomon’s Mines | |
| 4 Mar 1951 | D20 | Ain’t Gonna Grieve / True Lives Magazine Story | |
| 11 Mar 1951 | D21 | Give Me The Moonlight / Lady Godiva | |
| 18 Mar 1951 | D22 | Da-Dim, Da-Dom / Richard The Lion Hearted! | |
| 25 Mar 1951 | D23 | Mockin’ Bird Hill / Moonbound | |
| 1 Apr 1951 | D24 | Minikins, Manikins, Mitzy Moo / Boswell’s London Journal | |
| 8 Apr 1951 | D25 | Sparrow On The Treetop / Census Day | |
| 15 Apr 1951 | D26 | Aba Daba Honeymoon / Construction Boss | |
| 22 Apr 1951 | D27 | Rose, Rose, I Love You / BBC Backstage Story | |
| 29 Apr 1951 | D28 | Destiny / Dracula | |
| 6 May 1951 | D29 | Wimmin! / Ruffles, The Gentleman Cracksman | |
| 13 May 1951 | D30 | Ball Of Kirriemuir / Politically Correct Cowboys & Indians | |
| 20 May 1951 | D31 | Sweet Jennie Lee / My Friend Elizabeth [from C21] | |
| Series 5 1951/52, 26 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls (E1 - E9; E19 - E26), Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Herbert Mostyn & the Keynotes The Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 4 Dec 1951 | E1 | Just One Of Those Things / The London Telephone Directory | |
| 11 Dec 1951 | E2 | Christmas Chopsticks / Enrico Cupacoco, Tenor | |
| 18 Dec 1951 | E3 | You / Guns Along the Serpentine | |
| 25 Dec 1951 | E4 | Twelve Days Of Christmas / Scrooge Mark Five | |
| 1 Jan 1952 | E5 | At Sundown / Orchestra Husbands | |
| 8 Jan 1952 | E6 | The Trolley Song / Shakespeare Sings Again | |
| 15 Jan 1952 | E7 | Skip To My Lou / Captain Horatio Lawnmower RN | |
| 22 Jan 1952 | E8 | Down Yonder / Night Train to West Hartlepool | |
| 29 Jan 1952 | E9 | Varsity Drag / No Better Than She Should Be | Jimmy: Well Joy, no doubt about it, we’ve ... the three of us have been together |
| 5 Feb 1952 | E10 | Glory Of Love / Fanny and the King of Salaam | |
| 19 Feb 1952 | E11 | Saturday Rag / What Mr Butler Saw | |
| 26 Feb 1952 | E12 | The Lady Is A Tramp / The Radio Times Story | |
| 4 Mar 1952 | E13 | Stay Out Of The South / And So to Beard | |
| 11 Mar 1952 | E14 | Anything Goes / Behind The Big House | |
| 18 Mar 1952 | E15 | I Don’t Care / Underneath the Archers | |
| 25 Mar 1952 | E16 | True Loves And False Lovers / The Trial of Agnes Dugan | |
| 1 Apr 1952 | E17 | North Carolina / My Art and I | |
| 8 Apr 1952 | E18 | Around The Corner / The Fighting Forty Fourth | |
| 15 Apr 1952 | E19 | You’re Just In Love / Dead Wood Dick | |
| 22 Apr 1952 | E20 | He Had To Get Under / The African Jack | |
| 29 Apr 1952 | E21 | Gandy Dancers Ball / Big Cars I Love You | |
| 6 May 1952 | E22 | Pawnshop On The Corner / Viva Cascara | |
| 13 May 1952 | E23 | When I Take My Sugar To Tea / The Five Finger Exercise | |
| 20 May 1952 | E24 | You Brought A New Kind Of Love / The Darned Old Piers Show | |
| 27 May 1952 | E25 | The Boom Song / Odd Man In | |
| 3 Jun 1952 | E26 | Gently, Johnny / Lady Godiva [From D21] | Dick: Well Joy, this is the last programme in the series. |
| Series 6 1953, 26 shows | |||
| Joy Nicholls, Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Herbert Mostyn & the Keynotes Paul Fenilhough & the Augmented BBC Variety Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 5 Jan 1953 | F1 | Pot Luck / Twelve and Six Highgate | |
| 12 Jan 1953 | F2 | Bone Dry / Desire Under the Milk Marketing Board | |
| 19 Jan 1953 | F3 | Johnny Goggabee / The Unfurnished Symphony | |
| 26 Jan 1953 | F4 | Love Of My Life / Rudolf Raisindial | |
| 2 Feb 1953 | F5 | If You Knew Susie / The Wooden Horse | |
| 9 Feb 1953 | F6 | Barrels ’n’ Barrels Of Roses / The Three Hot Sausages | |
| 16 Feb 1953 | F7 | Making Whoopee / Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Bay-Rum | |
| 23 Feb 1953 | F8 | Side By Side / Wake Up on the Bach There | |
| 2 Mar 1953 | F9 | Doggie In The Window / Low Noon | |
| 9 Mar 1953 | F10 | Downhearted / Love is a Dancing Thing | |
| 16 Mar 1953 | F11 | Hot Dog Rag / Poor Little Rich Boy | |
| 23 Mar 1953 | F12 | That Lucky Old Sun / Pride and Orange Juice | |
| 30 Mar 1953 | F13 | Pretty Little Black-Eyed Susie / The Breath of a Nation | |
| 6 Apr 1953 | F14 | Oh Happy Day / The Edwards Biography | |
| 13 Apr 1953 | F15 | Pardon Me Pretty Baby / Punch and Yehudi | |
| 20 Apr 1953 | F16 | Bottle Me Up / Outside of Helen | Announcer: What your stars predict. For those engaged in commercial occupations |
| 27 Apr 1953 | F17 | Seven Lonely Days / Svengali | |
| 4 May 1953 | F18 | Birth Of The Blues / Of Martian Men | Announcer: Sale by auction. At Messrs Norberys on Thursday |
| 11 May 1953 | F19 | That’s What Makes Paris Paree / Turn the Street Corner Softly | |
| 18 May 1953 | F20 | Tell Us Where The Good Times Are / Hup the Working Classes | Announcer: Radio Gossip Column. Rumour had it, that for his forthcoming BBC series |
| 25 May 1953 | F21 | Celebration Rag / The Legend of the Willow Pattern Plate | |
| 2 Jun 1953 | F22 | A Bushel And A Peck / The Happiest Days of Our TIFH | |
| 8 Jun 1953 | F23 | April In Portugal / Gwyn and Bear It | |
| 15 Jun 1953 | F24 | Rock And Roll / The Cruel BB Sea | Announcer: It's Take It from HMS Indefatigable. Dick: Listeners, I think we should explain that this week, we're not doing our show from |
| 22 Jun 1953 | F25 | I Know That You Know / Costume Piece | |
| 29 Jun 1953 | F26 | Just One Of Those Things / The Darned Old Piers Show [From E24] | |
| Series 7 1953/54, 26 shows | |||
| Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Alma Cogan, June Whitfield, Herbert Mostyn & the Keynotes Harry Rabinovitz & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Announcer: David Dunhill Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 12 Nov 1953 | G1 | Eth is Introduced / Pygmalion | Jimmy: Hang on, hang on! Whoa back, Dunners. Who do you think’s going to Mr Glum: Well Ethel, it’s not every day that a father has the chance to give his son’s |
| 19 Nov 1953 | G2 | The Maisonnette / Mona Lisa | Dick: Yes Jimmy, I’m very happy about the two girls Ron [sings] Seven Lonely Nights Eth: Oh no Ron, you don’t seem to be getting the hang |
| 26 Nov 1953 | G3 | Does Modern Interior Decoration... / The Hooded Terror & Dick Barton | [Knock on door] Jimmy: Come in! Ah, Miss Whitfield! Come in, my dear Note that this opening sketch may be used for show G6 |
| 3 Dec 1953 | G4 | Budgets / Trawler Fishing | |
| 10 Dec 1953 | G5 | Wedding Guest List / Rocketship to the Moon | |
| 17 Dec 1953 | G6 | Ron’s Lesson in Tact / The Country Doctor [see also I4] | Opening: see G3 Eth: It’s a choir boy cut, Ron, it’s the very latest thing. |
| 24 Dec 1953 | G7 | Christmas Sardines / The Woodchopper and the Princess | |
| 31 Dec 1953 | G8 | Eth Gets Her Engagement Ring / Dinner for One Please, James | Jimmy: I say, Bentley, you are limping badly Eth: Oh Ron, take it out the box. Oh Ron, my very first engagement ring |
| 7 Jan 1954 | G9 | Eth’s First Meal / Rasputin | Dick: Jimmy, I tell you this chap Norman Wisdom Eth: Oh Ron! Sorry your Mum’s cold’s worse. Still, it did give me the opportunity |
| 14 Jan 1954 | G10 | Eth’s Pre-Wedding Anxiety / The Highwaymen | Jimmy: I can’t understand it, Bentley. Why should they pick on you? Eth: Ron, your face has gone peculiar. You’re thinking, aren’t you? |
| 21 Jan 1954 | G11 | Ron’s Moustache / Gaiety Girl Breach of Promise / Polly Potter Sketch | Dick: Jimmy, you know that autobiography you wrote last year? Eth: Oh Ron! It’s ever so nice and peaceful, just sitting in front of the blazing fire |
| 28 Jan 1954 | G12 | The First Wedding Present / The Sacred Scarab of Salome | Jimmy: Bentley, you remember all those sly little jokes we made about the chancellor of the exchequer? Eth: Oh Ron! Isn’t it exciting? Look, I’ve unwrapped it. Our first wedding present. |
| 4 Feb 1954 | G13 | Eth’s Cold / The American Couple | Jimmy: Bentley, you’ve been somewhat pensive all day Eth: Oh Ron! Haven’t I ..[sneeze] Ron: Bless you Eth. |
| 11 Feb 1954 | G14 | Will Ritualistic Taboos Succumb... / Doctor Chu Manfu | |
| 18 Feb 1954 | G15 | Is Heredity More Important Eugenically Than... / The Old Tivoli | |
| 25 Feb 1954 | G16 | The Wedding Dress / Shangri-La | Jimmy: For heaven’s sake, Bentley, cheer up. All day, you've been moping Eth: Oh Ron! Not long now, is it? Ron: No, Eth. Eth: Only a few more weeks |
| 4 Mar 1954 | G17 | Is It Better to Work at a Task... / Stenchley United Football Team | Jimmy: No Bentley, it’s no use arguing with me, my mind is made up. This opening may be attached to H2 |
| 11 Mar 1954 | G18 | Ron Gets Sacked / The Return of the First Husband | Dick: Jimmy, you’re just power-mad. Why don’t you give up this idea of running Eth: Oh Ron! It’s so exciting, seeing you home from your first day at work. |
| 18 Mar 1954 | G19 | Ron’s Jealousy / Henry VIII | Dick: I tell you Jimmy, if others can cash in, so can we. Have you seen this stunt Eth: Oh Ron! Please stop sulking. It’s not like you to be jealous. |
| 25 Mar 1954 | G20 | Ron Goes to Night School / Cornish Smuggling [From G23 - see note] / Paul Grosgrain, Painter | Dick: Jimmy, I want you to read this. It’s the back of a card I got out of a weighing Eth: Oh Ron! I'm so thrilled. You’re always doing something surprising. |
| 1 Apr 1954 | G21 | The Pools / Palaeolithic Man / Stone Age Sketch | Dick: Come on Jimmy, come on Jimmy, co-operate. All I want to do is take Eth: Oh Ron! Every time I fill up this football coupon, I think the same thing |
| 8 Apr 1954 | G22 | Eth Knits A Pullover / The Tea Room Trio / Tea Shop Music Sketch | Jimmy: You mean you're going somewhere else for a holiday this year, Bentley? Eth: Oh Ron! It’s the first pullover I’ve ever knitted. |
| 15 Apr 1954 | G23 | Ron is Aquarius, Eth is Capricorn / Cornish Smuggling | |
| 22 Apr 1954 | G24 | Honeymoon Plans / The Student Prince / Vienna Sketch | Dick: Eh, Jim? Jimmy: Yes, Bent? Dick: Eh Jim, I’ve been asked to approach you Eth: Oh Ron! Time’s getting on. We really must start discussing the honeymoon. |
| 29 Apr 1954 | G25 | Can One Avoid National Service By... / The Mystery of the Wax Museum | |
| 6 May 1954 | G26 | Does Love Fly Out... / Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Orange-Juice’ [From F12] | |
| Series 8 1954/55, 26 shows | |||
| Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Wallas Eaton, Alma Cogan, June Whitfield & the Keynotes Announcer: David Dunhill Clive Games or Harry Rabinovitz & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 9 Dec 1954 | H1 | Ron & Eth are Reunited / Beau Brummell | |
| 16 Dec 1954 | H2 | Faults / American Cop Movie | Start unknown, but see G17 Eth: Oh Ron! Isn’t it lovely, just sitting here on the sofa, toasting our toes? |
| 23 Dec 1954 | H3 | Christmas / Court Martial of Major Beamish | Jimmy: I’ve had Christmas shopping, Bentley. What an afternoon Eth: Oh Ron! What a wonderful Christmas. When Mr Glum passed round the plates |
| 30 Dec 1954 | H4 | New Year’s Eve / Africa Story / African adventure | Dick: Well, Jim, Do you realise we’ve been together for seven years? Eth: Oh Ron! It’s New Year’s Eve. Don't let’s sit in. I want to go out and do something |
| 6 Jan 1955 | H5 | When Considering a Wedding Day... / Factory Folk | |
| 13 Jan 1955 | H6 | If a Lady Asks a Gentleman to Walk... / Swiss Family Robinson | |
| 20 Jan 1955 | H7 | The Family Tiff / The Clifton Suspension Bridge | Dick: Thank you, thank you. Listeners, as you may have guessed from the Eth: Oh Ron! I did have a fright when I saw the fire engine outside your house. |
| 27 Jan 1955 | H8 | Eth Phones Home / Harley Street | Jimmy: What's the matter with you, Bentley? Ever since we got back from Bristol Eth: Oh Ron! The number’s ringing, but there’s no re ... oh! Hello? Mrs Galloway? |
| 3 Feb 1955 | H9 | Mrs Glum’s Leg in Plaster / The Mystery of Maltravers Grange / Murder Mystery | Dick: Jim, I don’t want to pry, but for the last few days, you’ve been sort of Eth: Oh Ron! Look at the state this kitchen is in. |
| 10 Feb 1955 | H10 | Family Favourites / The New Headmistress | Dick: Look Jim, Jim, if I wanted June Whitfield to go to a show with me Eth: Oh Ron! What a lovely surprise for your mother. Lying up there with her poor |
| 17 Feb 1955 | H11 | Mrs Glum’s Welcome Back / The Escaped Convict / Gaol Break | June: Look, Dick. Dick: What is it, June? June: I just don’t know how to tell Jimmy Eth: Oh Ron! Isn’t it exciting? Your Mum coming down stairs. |
| 24 Feb 1955 | H12 | Ron Plans To Emigrate / Hollywood / Tivoli Theatre Sketch [From G15 - see note] | Dick: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. And now, a short stanza from The May Queen Eth: Oh Ron! I can’t think, I'm so thunderstruck. |
| 3 Mar 1955 | H13 | Ron Leaves For Australia / Hiawatha | Jimmy: Now you see the difficulties, don't you Bentley? Dick: What? Jimmy: I want to Eth: Oh Ron! It just doesn't seem possible you’re really emigrating |
| 10 Mar 1955 | H14 | Ron is in Trouble With the Police / Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde / Jekyll and Hyde | [Euphonium] Dick: Jimmy, Jimmy, what’s happening? What’s happening? Eth: Oh Ron! Whatever the outcome, I shall stick by you. |
| 17 Mar 1955 | H15 | Ron on Probation / BOA Jim Air Charter Service | Dick: Jimmy, Jimmy, it’s out of the question. You can’t ask people to do it Eth: Oh Ron! Fancy the magistrate being so severe. |
| 24 Mar 1955 | H16 | A-Line Dresses / Probation officer | Jimmy: It’s no good, Bentley, I’m giving up. Six weeks I’ve been paying court [Crowd noise] Commissionaire: Queueing in all parts, all parts queueing |
| 31 Mar 1955 | H17 | If We Are Put On This Earth... / The Strange Affair of Major Dawlish | |
| 7 Apr 1955 | H18 | The Test of Time on Ron & Eth’s Love / Lighthouse Keepers | Dick: Jimmy, don't say I didn’t warn you. I told you what would happen Eth: Oh Ron! Has our love lost its magic? |
| 14 Apr 1955 | H19 | The Crossword / Monte Carlo Casino Tragedy | Dick: Oh Jimmy, how hardhearted can you get? Eth: Oh Ron! Isn’t it nice, sitting here on the sofa, quietly doing the crossword together? |
| 21 Apr 1955 | H20 | Ron’s Crew Cut / Top-Of-The-Bill Postman | Dick: All right, Jimmy, I’ll give it to you straight Eth: Oh Ron! I can read you like a book. When you’ve got that mysterious expression |
| 28 Apr 1955 | H21 | Planning a Whitsun Wedding / Pepe Le Moko of the Casbah | Dick: I tell you Jimmy, the BBC has just got to raise my salary Eth: Oh Ron! The weeks. And the months. They drag by, and we’re still just, engaged |
| 5 May 1955 | H22 | Selecting a Page Boy / The Sex Change Experiment / Sex-Change Liquid | Dick: I know it’s easy to scoff at hypnotism, Jim Eth: Oh Ron! Ever since we’ve definitely decided our wedding’s to be Whitsun |
| 12 May 1955 | H23 | Wedding present lists / Lucretia Borgia | Dick: Oh Jim! You can try to laugh it off, but I’ve known for many years Eth: Oh Ron! So many arrangements. There’s the bridesmaids’ dresses, the posies |
| 19 May 1955 | H24 | Ron considers his upbringing / Circus Story | Dick: Jimmy, since you showed me over your farm last week, Eth: Oh Ron! Only another fortnight! A mere two weeks. |
| 26 May 1955 | H25 | Is it true that there are only two basic ideas...? or Wedding day [From H26 - see note] / King Arthur | Dick: Jimmy, I’ve finally made up my mind — I’m definitely going back to Australia |
| 2 Jun 1955 | H26 | Ron & Eth’s wedding day arrives / The Old Tivoli [From G15] |
Mr Glum: Afternoon Ted, Auntie Lil. Glad your leg let you come. |
| Series 9 1955/56, 25 shows + 1 repeat | |||
| Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with Alma Cogan, June Whitfield, Wallas Eaton, Herbert Mostyn & the Keynotes Announcer: David Dunhill Harry Rabinovitz & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 11 Oct 1955 | I1 | At the pictures / Shoddy in Toytown | |
| 18 Oct 1955 | I2 | Ron & Eth to run a sweet shop / Matrimonial Agency | Jimmy: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Well, we’re taking rather an unprecedented Eth: Oh Ron! This is a heaven-sent opportunity, Ron |
| 25 Oct 1955 | I3 | The sweet shop stock / Madam Butterfly | Dick: Jimmy, I don’t like bothering you with my personal problems, but Eth: Oh Ron! Just look at this pile of sweets everywhere. |
| 1 Nov 1955 | I4 | The sweet shop opens / The Country Doctor [see also G6] | Dick: Jimmy, I say Jimmy, look. Jimmy: What, Bentley? Jimmy: An invitation to a fireworks party. Eth: Oh Ron! Every time I look round the shop, I’m so happy I could cry. |
| 8 Nov 1955 | I5 | The sweet shop takings are stolen / The Iron Duke | Show in circulation with I6 opening sketch — see note Eth: Oh Ron! The first of my dreams has come true. |
| 15 Nov 1955 | I6 | Ron drunk after returning home from dance with Eth / The Time Machine | Dick: Jim, Jim, I tell you this is the most wonderful idea. |
| 22 Nov 1955 | I7 | Ron has the flu / The Young Lovers | |
| 29 Nov 1955 | I8 | Repeat of G9 | |
| 6 Dec 1955 | I9 | Electricity blackout / Marie Celeste | |
| 13 Dec 1955 | I10 | Christmas presents / The Helping Hand | |
| 20 Dec 1955 | I11 | Ron & Eth go to Eth’s for Christmas / Christmas Slush Story | |
| 27 Dec 1955 | I12 | Aftermath of a Glum Christmas / Robin Hood [see also B20] | Dick: I tell you Jimmy, this show needs some bright new ideas. Eth: Oh Ron! I’ve never seen a room in such a state. |
| 3 Jan 1956 | I13 | New Year’s resolutions / The Murder Trial | Dick: Jim, let me explain it again. This newspaper is running a competition Eth: Oh Ron! What are you holding a ruler on top of your head for? |
| 10 Jan 1956 | I14 | The gas manager / The Pantomime Horse | Jimmy: You see, Bentley, it came over me last week Eth: Oh Ron! My mother came out with it over supper, in so many words |
| 17 Jan 1956 | I15 | The agony column / The Prison Governor’s Story | Dick: I tell you, Jimmy, the parking problem round here is just murder now. Eth: Oh Ron! My mother hardly leaves off about it at all now. |
| 24 Jan 1956 | I16 | Elopement plans / William Tell | Jimmy: Bentley, it worked. You said if I changed my tactics Eth: Oh Ron! The whole atmosphere at home is just becoming completely unbearable. |
| 31 Jan 1956 | I17 | Elopement day / Marple Hall School | Jimmy: Now look here Bentley, for the umpteenth time, I didn't dream it. Eth: Oh Ron! Just think, tonight’s the night. Operation No Sleep. |
| 7 Feb 1956 | I18 | The amateur dramatic society / The World War II Boffin / Operation Damp Roll-on | Dick: Didn’t you honestly see this chap, Jim, when the audience here was Eth: Oh Ron! If you only knew how much I longed to be your wife. |
| 14 Feb 1956 | I19 | Ron as Nöel Coward in Private Lives (1) / Ghost Story | |
| 21 Feb 1956 | I20 | Ron in Private Lives (2) / The Scarlet Pimple [see also B6] | Dick: Gosh, you know Bentley, I'm not looking forward to this interview at all Eth: Oh Ron! Everybody's going to come along and see you. |
| 28 Feb 1956 | I21 | The cold spell / Coffee Bar | |
| 6 Mar 1956 | I22 | Ron has a splinter / Cowboy Story | Announcer: Thank you! Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, Take It From Here has the Eth: Oh Ron! You're not your usual self at all. Your face is as white as a sheet. |
| 14 Mar 1956 | I23 | At the Ideal Home Exhibition / Harry’s High Class Hairdressing | Jimmy: Bentley I tell you, you do need exercise. Eth: I don’t think we should be doing this. |
| 21 Mar 1956 | I24 | Consulting the dictionary / The David Dunhill Murder | Dick: No, you can’t fool me, Jim, There's something subtly different about you Eth: Oh Ron! I could have you read aloud to me for hours. |
| 28 Mar 1956 | I25 | After Eth’s office dance / Casanova | |
| 4 Apr 1956 | I26 | Mrs Glum leaves [see also K3 & M17] / Hiawatha [From H13] | |
| Series 10 1957, 20 shows | |||
| Dick Bentley, Professor Jimmy Edwards & June Whitfield with Wallas Eaton & the Keynotes Announcer: Brian Matthew Harry Rabinovitz & the Augmented BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 2 Jan 1957 | J1 | Ron goes on Money or Nothing | Jim: Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is the 250th edition of Mr Glum: Same again, please landlord. Here’s the glasses. 5 pints of brown and mild. |
| 9 Jan 1957 | J2 | The Glums take in a lodger | Dick: Oh it makes you sick. I’ll never listen to those so-called experts again. Ted: ’Ere, Mr Glum. My, er, my wife told me you had a card up in the |
| 16 Jan 1957 | J3 | Ron the babysitter / Ron babysits | Jimmy: Well Bentley, it’s rolled round again. Mr Glum: Landlord, please, have some human pity. Only just got in. |
| 23 Jan 1957 | J4 | The sale-priced bedroom suite / Queueing at the sales | Jimmy: Bentley, I don’t believe it. You mean that you've won £40, just for writing Ted: You know, with that cold of yours, Mr Glum, you ain’t no business to be out. |
| 30 Jan 1957 | J5 | The Glums locked out | |
| 6 Feb 1957 | J6 | Ron’s will bequest / Uncle Ernie’s will | Dick: Well, Jim, I’ve been singing on the show for five weeks now. Ted: By the way, why are you on brandy tonight? |
| 13 Feb 1957 | J7 | Ron gets amnesia | Jimmy: Bentley, you’ve simply got to pay me that £5 you owe me! I need the money. Ted: We ain’t seen you in here, past couple of nights. Mr Glum: No, Ted, I couldn’t |
| 20 Feb 1957 | J8 | How Ron and Eth first met | Jimmy: For heaven’s sake, Bentley, cheer up. Honestly, you’re getting on everybody’s Ted: You look very pensive tonight, very quiet you’ve been, Mr Glum. |
| 27 Feb 1957 | J9 | Glums on the Serpentine | Start of show missing Ted: Come on, Mr Glum, don’t just sit there brooding. You’ve been looking very morose |
| 6 Mar 1957 | J10 | The fancy dress ball | |
| 13 Mar 1957 | J11 | Ron plans to emigrate / Ron wants to emigrate [H12 & H13 - see note] | Dick: Well it's true, I'm afraid, Jim, one of our scriptwriters is off sick Mr Glum: Same again, please Ted. I might as well have the other half. |
| 20 Mar 1957 | J12 | Burgled by Uncle Charlie | Start of show missing Ted: I must say, Mr Glum, you’re very cheerful tonight. You pulled off another of your |
| 27 Mar 1957 | J13 | Ron’s pet tortoise | |
| 3 Apr 1957 | J14 | Ron’s birth certificate | Jim: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well, listeners, I think I should explain Mr Glum: Don’t you talk to me about licences and Acts of Parliament, Ted |
| 10 Apr 1957 | J15 | Mr Glum gets stuck in the bath | Start of show missing Ted: Get finished up early, tonight’s me bath night. |
| 17 Apr 1957 | J16 | Ron’s Yul Brynner haircut | |
| 24 Apr 1957 | J17 | Eth v Mr Glum consent battle / Consent battle | Dick: Jim, look what I’m offering you. The greatest opportunity I’ve ever put your way Ted: You seem very pleased with yourself tonight, Mr Glum. Usually when you come |
| 1 May 1957 | J18 | Ron’s lucky day | Jimmy: Look, Bentley, it’s not the idea of managing a boxer that I object to Ted: Don’t you sit there, staring in your glass. Here, you seem very thoughtful tonight |
| 8 May 1957 | J19 | The Glums dine out | Dick: Well Jim, I’ve written out the announcement in the press. Ted: You haven’t half a long face on you. ’Ere, what’s the matter then, Mr Glum? |
| 15 May 1957 | J20 | The Glums visit Eth’s father | Dick: Jim, I want you to be absolutely sure. Ted: You know, Mr Glum, I’ve been thinking. All these family happenings |
| Series 11 1958, 20 shows | |||
| Dick Bentley & Professor Jimmy Edwards with June Whitfield, Wallas Eaton & the Keynotes Harry Rabinovitz & the BBC Review Orchestra Announcer: John Hobday Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 8 Jan 1958 | K1 | Cousin Wilbraham arrives | Dick [sings]: Oh the jokes are done by everyone, but the best thing in TIFH is me. Ted: Seen you in here for some time, Mr Glum. Mr Glum: No Ted, you haven’t. |
| 15 Jan 1958 | K2 | Ron's tattoo | Dick: Oh Jim, this is the greatest idea I’ve ever had. Ted: There's something I’ve been meaning to ask you for some time. |
| 22 Jan 1958 | K3 | Mrs Glum leaves [see also I26 & M17] | Dick: Come on Jim, out with it, out with it. You didn’t invite me down to your farm [Phone rings] Mr Purbright: Hello, this is the Marriage Guidance Bureau here. |
| 29 Jan 1958 | K4 | How Ron and Eth first became engaged | Dick: Here you are Jim. Here it is, written out in block capitals Ted: You’ve been looking very thoughtful tonight. Mr Glum: Yes, well I have been |
| 5 Feb 1958 | K5 | The Glums’ house on fire / The Glums’ House Catches Fire | Dick: Easy now Jim. Take it easy. Lean on me. The doctor says you mustn’t put Ted: I maintain you’ve put back quite a few tonight. Do you need any help |
| 12 Feb 1958 | K6 | Ron’s head caught in the park railings / Oh My Love | Jimmy: Well now, listeners, recently there’s been a spate of rather turgid films Ted: What's that you’ve been reading so intently? |
| 19 Feb 1958 | K7 | The Glum Bagwash Service / Green Grow the Rushes | Jimmy: But Bentley, you made a definite promise, in the full hearing of the whole cast Ted: You wasn’t in here last Tuesday. That’s the first night you've missed since the Blitz. |
| 26 Feb 1958 | K8 | Ron, the artist’s model | Jimmy: Today we announce a scoop. We have received first radio rights Ted: Mr Glum. Didn’t I, er, didn’t I see your name in the local paper a couple of weeks |
| 5 Mar 1958 | K9 | The train trip to Brighton / Platform tickets | Jimmy: Well now listeners, this week we have a new feature, which is entitled “Soho Beat” Ted: That son of yorn, that Ron. Wasn’t he laid up? |
| 12 Mar 1958 | K10 | Eth’s £42/13/8 tax refund / Red River Rose | Jimmy: Bentley, for goodness sake! All day long you’ve had your nose stuck in that Ted: Have you thought about where you’re going for a holiday this year yet? |
| 19 Mar 1958 | K11 | Ron the budgerigar teacher | Jimmy: Well listeners, we’re trying something quite new this week. Cop this. Ted: Carrying on with our discussion, that there son of yorn, that Ron. |
| 26 Mar 1958 | K12 | 10th anniversary programme [see note] | [Happy Birthday tune] Jimmy: Well listeners, those of you who can still afford to buy [No Glums in this 10th anniversary programme] |
| 2 Apr 1958 | K13 | Mr Glum borrows next door’s furniture | Jimmy: Oh Bentley, you are a philistine! Mr Glum: Hello Ted, I never saw you last week, did I? Ted: That Ron of yours. |
| 9 Apr 1958 | K14 | Eth’s old flame | Jimmy: Well listeners, over on the television service, the BBC are doing their little nuts Ted: ’Ere Mr Gum. Ho ho! That's a smashing black eye you've got there. |
| 16 Apr 1958 | K15 | Eth is accused of stealing | Dick: Yes Jim, I was turning out this old suit case, and by golly, it was a sentimental Ted: I must say, you seem very pleased with yourself tonight. |
| 23 Apr 1958 | K16 | Ron’s new suit [see also M13] | Jimmy: Well listeners, it seems that, as far as entertainment is concerned, the board Ted: Saw your boy, Ron, yesterday. Hardly recognised him. |
| 30 Apr 1958 | K17 | A role model for Ron / Daddy’s boy | Dick: Jim, I was so glad to hear them sing that song again, the other night. Ted: Was you trying to catch my eye earlier on? |
| 7 May 1958 | K18 | A Saga of Sixpence | Jimmy: Ah Bentley, when I was in my bath yesterday, I had a thought Ted: You’ve been knocking ’em back pretty steady tonight, ain’t you? |
| 14 May 1958 | K19 | Ron’s grandfather | Well, listeners, something new in TIFH this week. Well, something new to TIFH. Ted: Don’t start making yourself comfortable, it’s closing time. |
| 21 May 1958 | K20 | Eth arranges the wedding | Jim: Well listeners, this is the last show of the present season. Ted: Well when he was in here with you last night, he spent the whole evening just |
| Series 12 1958/59, 16 shows | |||
| Dick Bentley, Professor Jimmy Edwards & June Whitfield with Wallas Eaton & the Keynotes Harry Rabinovitz & the BBC Review Orchestra Script: Frank Muir & Dennis Norden Producer: Charles Maxwell |
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| 27 Nov 1958 | L1 | The Glums move a bed | Dick: Thank you, and to start our new series of TIFH, we’re bring you something Ted: What’s this news I hear about your Ron and his Eth? |
| 4 Dec 1958 | L2 | Ron joins the police | Dick: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. On Mr Edwards’ recent visit to Paris. Ted: Rosie! I just realised something. Mr Glum ain’t been in tonight. |
| 11 Dec 1958 | L3 | Ron needs a dinner suit | Jimmy: I don’t know, Bentley, I don’t know. A nephew! A nephew of 17. Ted: Rosie! At 5:30, you open the saloon bar, I’ll do the public. |
| 18 Dec 1958 | L4 | The Christmas raffle | Dick: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That distinguished critic, Mr Lionel Hale Mr Glum: Just going, Ted, just going. Had a nasty attack there, for a minute. |
| 25 Dec 1958 | L5 | The Glums at Christmas | Announcer: It’s Christmas night. Of all nights in the year Eth: Oh Ron! I think this time of night is the nicest part of Christmas Day. |
| 1 Jan 1959 | L6 | Ron changes his name | Dick [sings] It was a lover and his lass. Ted: No, no, it’s no use you looking at me all pathetic. I will not lend you that money The Glums segment from show K10 [s11e10], included in some copies of this show |
| 8 Jan 1959 | L7 | The Glums are locked in a store | Dick: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we present the first in a new series Ted: What’s this I hear about you being sued by that large department store? |
| 15 Jan 1959 | L8 | Ron gets trapped in a sofa bed | Dick: Thank you, thank you. Well, ladies and gentlemen, if there’s one profession Ted: I must say, Mr Glum, you’ve been very quiet tonight. |
| 22 Jan 1959 | L9 | Ron and Eth’s wedding reception | His Grace: Waiter, three more brandies and soda, please. I say, Edwards, haven’t seen Ted: How’s that boozy pal of yours, with you? |
| 29 Jan 1959 | L10 | Mr Glum tries to sell the house | Dick: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve read those intrepid tales of escape Ted: Tell you what, you have the last one on me. |
| 5 Feb 1959 | L11 | Ron and Eth plan to elope | Jimmy: Thank you for that spontaneous applause! This week, ladies and gentlemen Ted: How’s your son’s wedding arrangements proceeding, eh? |
| 12 Feb 1959 | L12 | Ron and Eth inspect a flat | Jimmy: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for that delicious eruption of applause Ted: I ain’t seen your son Ron around these evenings lately. Mr G: No, no, Ted, that you |
| 19 Feb 1959 | L13 | Mr Glum’s honeymoon promise | Dick: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is sad to note that in the modern world Ted: Now, Mr Glum, don’t just sit there, crying in your brown. I’m not lending you |
| 26 Feb 1959 | L14 | The eternity ring | Dick: Ladies and gentlemen, all London is flocking to see a new musical Ted: Why are you sitting there, looking so disconsolate? |
| 5 Mar 1959 | L15 | Ron’s steamship job | Dick: Thank you. Well, ladies and gentlemen, these young rock and roll singers Ted: Not long now, eh, before your Ron and Eth tie the knot, eh? |
| 12 Mar 1959 | L16 | Ron and Eth’s wedding day | Ted: Time gentlemen please! Come along, gentlemen please! Its three o’clock |
| Series 13 1959/60, 20 shows | |||
| Jimmy Edwards, Dick Bentley & June Whitfield with Wallas Eaton, Toni Eden (M1 - M13), Sid Phillips and his Band (M1 - M11?), The Polka Dots (M12 - M20) Announcer: Douglas Smith Harry Rabinovitz and the BBC Review Orchestra Script: Eric Merriman & Barry Took (& Marty Feldman) Producer: Charles Chilton |
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| 22 Oct 1959 | M1 | Ron feigns amnesia | Jimmy: Listeners, do not adjust your sets. Welcome to yet another series Ted: Come on now, Mr Bilson. Mr B: Good health, Ted. Whatever become of that |
| 29 Oct 1959 | M2 | Ron is taken to the pictures | Dick: My fiends, I should like to thank you for your response to my plans Ted: It’s been like old times, hearing you pour out your troubles |
| 5 Nov 1959 | M3 | Ron regains his memory | Wal: Well Jim, I congratulate you on your new appointment as treasurer of the Ted: Is that your young Ron still suffering, then, from loss of memory? |
| 12 Nov 1959 | M4 | Ron learns French | Dick: Hello! Bentley Service Fund Institute. Commander in chief speaking. Ted: Here’s your usual, Mr Glum. Mr Glum: Ah, thank you Ted! Brown ale! |
| 19 Nov 1959 | M5 | Ron the actor | Dick: Well Jimmy, this is it. At last there’s enough money to start building the Richard Ted: Mr Glum, you’re looking down in the mouth tonight. Mr G: I know Ted. |
| 26 Nov 1959 | M6 | Ron the athlete | Dick: Jimmy, I just don’t get it. Jimmy: Perhaps you don’t go to the right places! Ted: You have one for the road, Mr Glum? Mr Glum: Need you ask, Ted? |
| 3 Dec 1959 | M7 | Mr and Mrs Glum quarrel | Dick: Thank you gentlemen for that superb rendition. Jimmy: All right, you lot Mr Glum [sings]: The night they invented brown ale, they thought of you and me |
| 10 Dec 1959 | M8 | Ron the newspaper boy | Jimmy: Oh dear, oh dear. Oh thank you, I really find that signature tune exhausting Ted: You’ll have to move. Mr Glum: I’m pleased to announce, Ted, I can’t. |
| 17 Dec 1959 | M9 | Carol singing | Dick: Jimmy, Jimmy, you’ll never guess what they’ve discovered on the site Mr Glum: I’ll have another brown ale. Ted: I’m sorry, Mr Glum, no more drinks on |
| 24 Dec 1959 | M10 | The Christmas party | Dick: Mr Rabinovitz! Ah Harry, compliments of the season. Ted: Well, Mr Glum. Why wasn’t you in here last night? |
| 31 Dec 1959 | M11 | The light that failed | Dick: Well, Jimmy, you’re looking fresh. Good to see you’ve recovered from last night’s Mr Glum: ’Ere, Ted, I’ve got time for one more, haven’t I? Ted: Oh yes. A brown, I |
| 7 Jan 1960 | M12 | The fancy dress ball | Jimmy: Oh Bentley, my dear, dear, dear, dear old friend! How’s that splendid Ted: Now how’s Ron and Eth these days? Mr Glum: Now, don’t you start. |
| 14 Jan 1960 | M13 | Ron’s new suit {see also K16] | Jimmy: Ah, Bentley, I’ve been giving your theatre some thought, lately Ted: Mr Glum, whatever’s the matter? It’s funny to see you come lurching in here |
| 21 Jan 1960 | M14 | Mr Glum loses a wager | Dick: Y’know, Jimmy, I’m getting a bit worried. The Richard Bentley Theatre Ted: I see you’ve had leather patches put on an old jacket of yours. |
| 28 Jan 1960 | M15 | Ron learns ju-jitsu | Jimmy: Bentley, why are you dressed in that absurd naval costume? Mr Glum: Tonight, I was only singing to keep me spirits up. |
| 4 Feb 1960 | M16 | The masked bandit | Dick: So, ah, Jimmy, I still can’t make up my mind about the opening production Ted: I suspose you want another one, Mr Glum? Mr Glum: Huh! Need you ask, Ted? |
| 11 Feb 1960 | M17 | Mrs Glum leaves | Jimmy: Bentley! Why are you scanning that newspaper with such nauseating smugness? Mr Glum: Almost my last brown ale, you know. Yes, I’m emigrating |
| 18 Feb 1960 | M18 | Mr Glum sells the furniture | Jimmy: Bentley, Bentley! Why on Earth are you dressed in that bizarre fashion? Ted: Well, Mr Glum, you’re off to Australia in three weeks then, eh? |
| 25 Feb 1960 | M19 | Ron learns to swim | [Telephone rings] June: Hello? BBC Television News, controller speaking Ted: It’s a sobering thought - it’s almost your last visit, ennit, to this pub. |
| 3 Mar 1960 | M20 | The Glums leave for Australia | Jimmy: Well, well, Bentley, I never thought it would happen. Tonight is the opening Announcer: England is facing an era of new prosperity — the Glums are emigrating to |
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Notes Titles: There are no “official” titles for Take it from Here shows, as far as I know. The first 6 series (“The Joy Nicholls years”) are usually identified by the Keynotes’ song, but sometimes by the title of the final sketch; I’ve included both in this list. Neither is completely unambiguous — the Keynotes sang several songs more than once (eg Easter Parade, Twelve Days Of Christmas, Let’s Do It), and the tradition developed of re-doing a favourite sketch from the previous series in the last show of the series (eg Egg-Bound was performed in A18 and B27). It may come as a surprise to some, that Take it from Here’s best-known segment, the Glums, didn’t appear until the 7th series, when June Whitfield (who played Eth) and Alma Cogan (who was the inarticulate Mrs Glum) joined the programme. Initially the Glums appeared in the middle of the show as “an ordinary family” discussing (or rather, not discussing) this week’s “TIFH Talking Point”. From series 10, they occupied the final segment, and on two occasions they took up the entire show [L5, L16]. For series 7 - 9 I’ve used titles for both the Glums and the final sketch, and for the remainder, just the title of the Glums sketch. Again there is some ambiguity — Mrs Glum Leaves is used as a title for three (different, I think) sketches — I26, K3 & M17, Ron’s New Suit is used in K16 & M13, and you’ll see others as you go through the list. Where alternate titles are known to be used, I’ve tried to give those too. First lines: This is the main purpose of this list — to enable easy identification of already-known shows. I’ve given the first few words of the opening sketch, which is normally a routine with Dick Bentley and Jimmy Edwards. Hopefully, these are all unique. From series 7 onward, after the Glums make their appearance, I’ve also given the opening of the Glums sketches. (The Glums sometimes appear on their own in postings, and this should help identify their original TIFH appearance.) For series 7 - 9, the sketches almost always start with Eth’s plaintive “Oh Ron!”. From series 10 onwards, the Glums sketches usually start in the pub, with Ted the landlord calling “Time”, and urging his customers to give him their glasses. He usually then starts talking to Mr Glum, who is propping up the corner of the bar, and it’s the start of this conversation that I’ve recorded here. I hope this list will prove useful. Please let me know about any errors or omissions you find. Acknowledgement: Titles and broadcast dates taken from information compiled by the Global British Comedy Collaborative (GBCC), although any errors are mine and not theirs!
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