Dear VALENTIiNE JEEP Fan, Luver & Enthusiast

YOUR SUPPORT IS NEEDED !!!

Once again it is time to put your head above the pulpit and stand up and be counted. Only through persistent and passionate action against the overwhelming tide of dull grayness sweeping our once fine decadent country, will the virtues of glitter glamour sexiness and beautiful androgyny be restored to their rightful place in society. Direct action is needed !!! Join us on the 26th of April at the waterrats theater(flyers enclosed) in Kings X when our gallant noble leader Valentine jeep will again be taking on the might of the corporate world which is systematically destroying all the values and ideals we hold so dear

Metropolitan Police Advanced Glamma Warning

Due to the unprecedented amount of people expected to attend the Valentine Jeep gig at the Water Rats pub, 328 Gray's Inn rd WC1, on Wednesday April the 26th at 8.45pm, commuters using Kings Cross station on this date are being advised to make alternative arrangements for their homeward journey. Police anticipated all routes in and out of the Kings Cross area to be clogged with glitter clad jeepsters and glamma guerrillas heading for the gig. Train and tube line platforms are expected to be stacked to dangerous levels. Members of the general public are being warned that they should at all costs avoid looking directly in to a group of jeepsters or guerrillas; unprotected exposure to such high levels of glitter and glamma can induce a disturbing psycho/physiological condition known as Gender Clothing Euphoria (GCE). (Sufferers find it necessary to wear dangerous levels of make-up, in particular copious amounts of eyeliner, smoke Marlborough lights, refer to each other as sweetie, darling, bitch and other such names, have uncontrollable urges for members of the same sex and others, and practice smash and grab raids on charity shops). There is as yet no cure for this highly contagious condition . SO BEWARE !!!