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THE LYER VERY VERY VERY DIFFICULT CROSSWORD
No 4
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How dare you. I'm calling the police right now(5)
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We'll have to put a laugh track on it (6)
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Like an angry leek (7)
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redder than a courgette (5)
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A trained anteater is very efficient, assuming it doesn't have a sweet tooth(4)
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You can't have one oop. (7)
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Parsimonious generosity. (3)
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Too angular for a Scot. (4)
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Yes we do have some bananas actually(4)
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It ain't exactly rocket salad(3)
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OK I'll take one (7)
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Demented window(4)
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Who's shouting!?(5)
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Just put it in the vice, you won't feel a thing (7)
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Satisfied, but still hungry (6)
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Canasta scars (5)
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| 1 | Extrude Baldly (6) |
| 2 | Calf got your liver?(5) |
| 3 | Poltergeist soap plot(4) |
| 5 | Carborundum flakes (8) |
| 6 | My institutional trousers don't fit! (5-2) |
| 7 | Gorgonzola or puberty? It's up to you(6) |
| 8 | You can't have one pyjama (5) |
| 13 | Hopeless with fish(8) |
| 15 | Scunthorpe is on fire at last! (7) |
| 17 | Shenannigans over the Alps (6) |
| 18 | Slap your puma(5) |
| 17 | The tomb of the unknown warthog (6) |
| 18 | No soap (5) |
| 19 | Why not? (6) |
| 22 | Eels? Just in time. (5) |
| 23 | Legged it with the caramels whilst no-one was looking(4) |